var randomcontent=new Array()
randomcontent[0]="Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.<br> - William Blake"
randomcontent[1]="To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.<br> - Jack Handey"
randomcontent[2]="I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks.<br> - Jack Handey"
randomcontent[3]="Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational.<br> - Charles Schulz"
randomcontent[4]="Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.<br> - Chinese Proverb"
randomcontent[5]="May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.<br> - George Carlin"